top 10 ways to catch the flu

No. 1: Get too cozy with your co-workers

No. 2: Go ahead, dig into that bowl of communal pigs in a blanket big guy

No. 3: Press the elevator button or door handle

No. 4: Wash your hands, and then … dont scrub them well enough

No. 5: Organize a take-your-kids-to-work day

No. 6: Skip the flu shot

No. 7: Pop into the nearest mall on your coffee break

No. 8: Be a hero and come into work when you are sick as shit

No. 9: Ditch the desktop hand sanitizer

No. 10: Skip the lunch-hour workout and pick up a fast-food lunch

Tuff munda(y)ne

So this is still the life of sales. You’re only as good as your number, and if your number this month ain’t good, you ain’t good.
I put up one deal my first week, and today just felt like a slow death.
Maybe it’s cuz it’s presidents day – or maybe it’s just because Monday’s suck.
Either way, you gotta strip your mind of all work related thoughts. Each day had to be approached anew.
Good or bad, positivity is the only thing barring off insanity.
In the meantime, I’m finna crush a full rack of ribs with Kyle and Rome. Early day tomorrow means another chance to win at this game. Here goes nothin

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